The Manecdotes Posts

Back at home we are in the kitchen and quite naturally, as if it was the most normal suggestion in the world, my wife said “shall we have cauliflower rice instead?”, and my obvious response to this was “No”.

Maybe the question shouldn’t be what is the first thing you wash? But, what is the last thing you wash?….especially if you live with someone else where the soap is shared.

I enjoy snuggling my wife far more than our 5kg Chihuahua. He’s cute alright, which is one of the reasons he gets away with it, but my wife is cuter.

My son has kitted himself out with a vast array of weapons of the Nerf variety. Little replica guns that fire foam darts. Not painful unless you get hit in the wrong place.

He says “How about Pho”.
I hear “How about Fo”.
I reply “Sounds good”.
I think “What the hell is Fo?”

“Stop and smell the roses” – to take time out of one’s busy schedule to enjoy or appreciate the beauty of life.

I have a problem, I don’t have roses and what I was looking at was not beautiful.